Obvious Jokes Inc goes into administration, final UK charts

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Obvious Jokes Inc goes into administration, final UK charts

SAD TIMES. Last week, when we said we would be with you always and forever, Obvious Jokes Inc did not foresee the great financial meltdown of two-thousand-and-now.

As a result of this unprecedented and unforeseeable crash, we are sad to announce that this will be our last instalment of the UK games charts.

Unless of course, we get a massive government bailout! No? No.

The charts.

Killzone 3 comes flying into first place atop a futuristic floating platform, sticking its tongue out at Bulletstorm, which slides along the ground into second, kicking Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 hard in face down to seventh.

Call of Duty: Black Ops is the war that just keeps on warring at number three.

FIFA 11 is football.

Just Dance 2 is back up at number five? Oh, FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF KRISHNA WHO IS BUYING THIS I DON’T KNOW ANY MORE KINDS OF DANCE.

The top ten:

1. Killzone 3
2. Bulletstorm
3. CODS and BLOPS
4. FIFA 11
5. Just Die 2
6. Dead Space 2
7. Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
8. Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
9. Wii Party
10. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood

Brendy Caldwell